In Honour of Opening Day

I hear baseball is underway back home, so I have this for you.  Lloyd (the PB&J Guy) and I were out and about one day when we passed by some batting cages.  Lloyd had tried this once before, but it was still quite new to him being British and all.  Teaching someone as old as me how to play baseball is fun in itself, but don't let this other stuff go unnoticed.  Check out the setup...  The batting cage is only enough to kind of cage the batter, and you are hitting out into a field with rugby uprights, golf flags for the golfers sharing their driving range with you, and an old beat-up car with a computer sitting on top of it. Why don't we have this in America?!?